[amorphous]

Going full Prepper planning now.

“Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery,” reads the headline.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke, but now the new service is going great guns.

https://www.iceagenow.info/out-of-work-strippers-are-delivering-food-through-boober-eats-video/

[mrsmith]

I wouldn’t say “great” guns, but they’re alright...

[miserare]

American ingenuity at work!

[Thud]

Many thanks. I emailed that to my friends with the title, “American Heroes”.