[BusterDog]

"No kidding. Or even an inflamed appendix, broken bone or abscessed tooth"

"But it's just appendicitis, I'm going to die from appendicitis?"

"Yeah, I know, sounds crazy doesn't it? But, unfortunately you are in Atlanta, and you are over 50 years old. Recent CDC Ethical and Compassionate Protection of Life Guidelines state that . . . ."

[LilFarmer]

Sounds like a Monty Python skit... Is this where I say, “ I’m not dead yet, I’m feeling much better?”