[In_Iowa_not_from]

When grandma dies of CV that her stupid grandson brought back from Spring Break, her kids will get all her money and full pantry.

her kids will get all her Norman Rockwell and Elvis collectors plates and full pantry of cat food and metamucil.

[Black Agnes]

They might also find out she left that $5M to the local ASPCA because she thought the grandkids were dope smoking commie losers who needed to get real jobs.

[Vermont Lt]

Good Lord...save me from silver plate souvenir spoon collections. “This one is quite valuable!”

No. It’s not. It’s junk.

[miserare]

You bad!