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To: Monkey Face

Reminds me of something I heard in high school.

This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

This is only a test.

Had this been an actual emergency you would have been advised when and where to panic.


672 posted on 04/03/2020 7:05:56 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee
Yes, I remember the Cold War warnings. We got used to it, but this is too close to communism to suit me. I don't ever want to get used to this.

Of course, my idea is to panic productively. Which I shall. If I decide to panic at all. ;o]

675 posted on 04/03/2020 7:17:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

“”Advised when and where to panic.””

Panicking by numbers.:

“Ahh............”

“”Wait for it! Wait for it!””........ . ......”Twoooooooooo!”””

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”


676 posted on 04/03/2020 7:17:52 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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