I’ll take sympathy.
Yes, nobs exist...just not here and the finances needed to simply leave even if I found employment elsewhere just don’t exist.
I hate being in this situation, hate this state, and hate being a literal wage slave.
Some employers have relocation help for new employees. They are really hurting out there! It couldn’t hurt to talk with your family about where you might like to live and what kind of jobs you could pursue, and send some emails. Doesn’t cost anything to look!