But don’t tell my buddies I said that.
If they find out, they’ll make a point of bringing raw veggie platters whenever we get together at my place, randomly go into “why you shouldn’t be afraid of guns” lectures and start questioning me on why I’m not married.
Then the rumors start and I have to kill them all and move to a new state... again.
It’s such a bother.
It's all such a nuisance. T-c makes lots of things sound really tasty!