[NicknamedBob]

"You shouldn’t be riding your horse. We have a lockdown!"

Not to worry, and please reassure Kathleen, that maintaining your social distance while riding a horse is easy, for between the two of you you will always have six feet.

[Tax-chick]

There was never any risk of disease-transmission at little girls’ horseback riding lessons, but government and common sense don’t occupy the same universe.