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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: Monkey Face

DP used to get local honey in the hope it would help his allergies. I don’t know if it did or not.

I don’t remember what I dreamed, but I was anxious, and then I fell asleep until my alarm went off at 0500. I haven’t done that in a long while.


661 posted on 04/03/2020 2:57:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Tax-chick

Awwwww


662 posted on 04/03/2020 3:01:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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663 posted on 04/03/2020 3:03:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you. Mama looks a little squished.


664 posted on 04/03/2020 3:20:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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To: Tax-chick

Look at all those pretty babies!

I feel about a pound lighter. Clean, in other words, after my shower. ;o]

I hate when I feel angst in my sleep. Or “half-sleep.” That feeling of being drugged but not enough to really sleep, but not really awake, either. Ruins my entire day.

And if the honey doesn’t work, I’ll know by the time I finish the pint. Still, I can support him, even if he’s not working on my truck. Local businesses and all that! ;o]


665 posted on 04/03/2020 3:23:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (For those of you who have lost track, today is Blursday, the fortyteenth of Maprilay. ~~ Kara ~~)
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To: Silentgypsy

I remember feeling like that when PatJamesVlad were all little.


666 posted on 04/03/2020 3:25:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: Monkey Face

Supporting local business is good.


667 posted on 04/03/2020 3:25:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: sionnsar; NoCmpromiz; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; ...
This showed up on my FB feed.

Just so I NEVER forget..... April 3, 2020

-Gas price $2.34 (much cheaper in towns not far from home)
-School cancelled - yes cancelled (students left March 13 and wouldn’t return)
-Self-distancing measures on the rise.
-Tape on the floors at grocery stores and others to help distance shoppers (6ft) from each other.
-Limited number of people inside stores, therefore, lineups outside the store doors.
-Non-essential stores and businesses mandated closed.
-Parks, trails, entire cities locked up.
-Entire sports seasons cancelled.
-Concerts, tours, festivals, entertainment events - cancelled.
-Weddings, family celebrations, holiday gatherings - cancelled.
-Churches are closed.
-No gatherings of 50 or more, then 20 or more, now no gatherings of 5 or more.
-Don't socialize with anyone outside of your home.
-Children's outdoor play parks are closed.
-We are to distance from each other.
-Shortage of masks, gowns, gloves for our front-line workers.
-Shortage of ventilators for the critically ill.
-Panic buying sets in and we have no toilet paper, no disinfecting supplies, no paper towel no laundry soap, no hand sanitizer.
-Shelves are bare.
-Manufacturers, distilleries and other businesses switch their lines to help make visors, masks, hand sanitizer and PPE.
-Government closes the border to all non-essential travel.
-Fines are established for breaking the rules.
-Stadiums and recreation facilities open up for the overflow of Covid-19 patients.
-Press conferences daily from the President. -Daily updates on new cases, recoveries, and deaths.
-Government incentives to stay home.
-Barely anyone on the roads.
-People wearing masks and gloves outside.
-Essential service workers are terrified to go to work.
-Medical field workers are afraid to go home to their families.

This is the Novel Coronavirus (Covid-19) Pandemic, declared March 11th, 2020.

Why, you ask, do I write this status?

One day it will show up in my memory feed, and it will be a yearly reminder that life is precious and not to take the things we dearly love for granted.

We have so much!
Be thankful. Be grateful
. Be kind to each other - love one another - support everyone.

668 posted on 04/03/2020 5:06:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (For those of you who have lost track, today is Blursday, the fortyteenth of Maprilay. ~~ Kara ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

*tagline*


669 posted on 04/03/2020 6:46:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning and Happy Friday.

I have been fine the last couple of days, just extremely busy.

I’m very tired of wearing a headset nearly all day long because my job involves a lot of meetings. But I’m employed and have a reasonable stockpile of toilet paper and Lysol (I hope) so I can’t complain.

I’ve been out of NYC for a little over 2 weeks. No COVID-19 symptoms and I thank God that’s true. I’m not claiming God is doing anything special for me, but I’m always thankful there is good in my life.


670 posted on 04/03/2020 7:02:28 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Monkey Face

Rich Mullins has a song with a line:

“And with these our Hells and our Heavens
So few inches apart
We are awfully small, and not as strong as we think we are.”


671 posted on 04/03/2020 7:04:58 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Monkey Face

Reminds me of something I heard in high school.

This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

This is only a test.

Had this been an actual emergency you would have been advised when and where to panic.


672 posted on 04/03/2020 7:05:56 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: moose07
But we should keep in mind that it is impossible till now to geometrically visualize any tuple of numbers out of 3 dimensional space.

I don't know if this is part of the theory of n-dimensional space, but I think you need to live in n+1 dimensions to properly visualize a point in n dimensions. Since we live in 4 we can visualize 3 but we work very hard to visualize 4.

673 posted on 04/03/2020 7:07:51 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Good morning. I’m glad things are going okay for you.

We just watched a video about World War I. After a brief break, I will administer math worksheets.


674 posted on 04/03/2020 7:10:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
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To: ArGee
Yes, I remember the Cold War warnings. We got used to it, but this is too close to communism to suit me. I don't ever want to get used to this.

Of course, my idea is to panic productively. Which I shall. If I decide to panic at all. ;o]

675 posted on 04/03/2020 7:17:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

“”Advised when and where to panic.””

Panicking by numbers.:

“Ahh............”

“”Wait for it! Wait for it!””........ . ......”Twoooooooooo!”””

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”


676 posted on 04/03/2020 7:17:52 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: moose07; Darksheare

LOL! You’ve been hanging out with Darks again, I see!! :o])


677 posted on 04/03/2020 7:23:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

(Thump)Oooooooow!

No, no, put your hands like this and say “Waaah!” “Waaah!”

(Thump)Ooooooow!

Much better but say “Waaah!” “Waaah!”

(Thump)Stop hitting me!

Stop hitting you?

Yes! Stop hitting me!

What’ja come in here for then?

I came in to complain.

Oh, that’s next door. It’s being hit on the head lessons in here.

What a stupid concept.

(from an old Monty Python routine)


678 posted on 04/03/2020 7:24:11 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

:D
It was late and Darks was having problems with a Rabbit Designed propulsion system. So I just stayed around in case there was an explosion or anything.


679 posted on 04/03/2020 7:35:05 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: ArGee

That sketch appears fairly regularly when they are trying to explain something political to the masses. :)


680 posted on 04/03/2020 7:37:49 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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