[lizma2]

"He wants to make sure you taste okay in case he decides to eat you".

LOL!

That's what I figured.

Got a new puppy that's like a 2 y.o. without a diaper!! She constantly licks me. I'm almost a senior. I maybe a future food source!!!

[Eagles6]

Sleep with one eye open and keep your shoes on

They start with your toes.

Cats start with your eyes!👀