[gasport]

Alcohol has a LOT of unnecessary calories.

[Pontiac]

Alcohol has a LOT of unnecessary calories.

I have eliminated bread in compensation.

😉

[Pontiac]

M:
Too many free radicals. That’s your problem.

James Bond:
“Free radicals,” sir?

M:
Yes. They’re toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!

James Bond:
Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.

[Sirius Lee]

Alcohol has a LOT of unnecessary calories.

They're not unnecessary. In moderation, alcohol inhibits the beating to death of annoying people.