[Aevery_Freeman]

One just called with an American name so I "pressed 1" and began talking to him calling him "Doug"

Doug had an Indian accent.

I acted all serious and carefully tried to explain that I did not have an Amazon Prime account (the scam).

I was pleasant and helpful until he eventually told me to "Go to hell!"

It was fun.

[Boogieman]

I think next time I’ll put on a fake homo accent and start hitting on them.

“Do you have a Grindr account, Doug?”