LOL, I'd hate to be you. You must take a 30' trailer with you to shop. I guess you'd have to tell them to shop for themselves like most everyone else does. Such a dilemma. You'd survive.☺
Btw, some here say stores have already implemented this...So it looks like your SOL or will be.
We supply water and coffee and snacks for clients as well as paper towels, paper plates, plastic wear, toilet paper etc fir the office. This time of year we go thru bottled water pretty quickly.