This country is being turned upside down by a virus scare is 1/100 the size of the last virus outbreak which had absolutely none of this madness.
All of this could be resolved by focusing again on Tulip Bulb futures.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
“Tulip mania (Dutch: tulpenmanie) was a period in the Dutch Golden Age during which contract prices for some bulbs of the recently introduced and fashionable tulip reached extraordinarily high levels and then dramatically collapsed in February 1637.[2] It is generally considered the first recorded speculative bubble.[3] In many ways, the tulip mania was more of a hitherto unknown socio-economic phenomenon than a significant economic crisis.”