I love going to weddings and getting drunk. I totally get how this can happen. I always lose track of my date at weddings and end up waking up at some stranger’s place instead. One time, I woke up in a tiger cage in the middle of a living room, naked and wrapped in a feather boa, with dried whipped cream on my chest and a very contented-looking albino orangutan snoring next to me.
OMG if I had a NICKLE for every time that happened to me, I could trade them in for a 100 dollar bill!
23 posted on 03/13/2020 6:10:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz
(The living will envy the dead.)