[Farcesensitive]

Unless they put it between two pieces of bread they didn’t invent the burger.

No mayo, no onion, no ketchup, no pickle, no lettuce.

It’s not a burger.
It’s meatloaf.

[SunkenCiv]

The Big Bang Theory - Did Chinese invent the sandwich?

(the Tang dynasty? Imagine, a whole dynasty based on drinking instant mix beverages then gettin' laid!)

[Jeff Chandler]

We’re talking Roma here. It’s a flattened meat-a-ball.