“Even worse than Battle of the Bulge?
Where a Nazi Patton pulls onto a railroad crossing and blows away an Allied supply train in a tunnel?
Or where Telly Savalas survives his tank’s turret being blown clean off and then mows down Germans with his handheld machine gun?
Or Col. Hessler’s Patton getting bogged down while going uphill (as a former tanker I can sort of relate)?
Well, I kinda liked it when Piep - uh sorry, Hessler got roasted alive with his own Nazi theme music playing.
I actually thought that was pretty cool. When I was 12.