[genetic homophobe]

This is a great time to go through your files and purge out stuff you no longer need. Just don’t flush the pages! Throw them away in outdoor trash, or if sensitive, bury them..

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Sorry Mel. Gotta have TP. And not just any cheap TP. I need the expensive, soft stuff. I’ll trade you 5 tubes of toothpaste for just one roll.

[Melian]

Re Gotta have TP:

I understand.
Stockpile away, GH! And trade the phone books.