Posted on 03/03/2020 3:46:52 AM PST by Libloather
2020 Democrat Joe Biden stumbled over his words as he attempted to recite the Declaration of Independence ahead of Super Tuesday.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, the former vice president said during a campaign event in Texas on Monday. "All men and women created by - you know, you know, the thing.
During the stop, he also accidentally referred to Super Tuesday as "Super Thursday" before correcting himself.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
Joe’s brain has been eaten by:
The Thing!
https://www.amazon.com/Thing-Collectors-Kurt-Russell/dp/B0002CHK1S
From there he went on to say: "Four score and twenty years ago, we built this city on rock and roll, with one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. We don't fear the reaper because the the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, so live long and prosper."
It won’t be Hillie. :-)
I’m betting some member of Congress.
Democrats can “spin” anything.
If anyone tried to do that to you in the real world you would punch them out the first time they tried it—and it would never happen again.
His Veep pick can find ways of speeding that along...
You know, you know, I think Joe got it wrong.
Reminds me of ‘some people did something.”
That was so good of you to assist Democraps .............
You heard what the man said......
“Vote on Super Thursday, Democrats.”
If he isn’t and starts the results should be rather entertaining!!
If a Republican had said that, they’d be accusing him of voter suppression.
Joe hasn’t been told yet.
The black woman on the house mgr team for impeachment trial?
When I read the title I thought he was making a reference to the movie “Down Periscope.” There’s a line in there something like “You know, the thing...the weenie tattoo.” From XO Pascal to the CO, making reference to the CO’s alleged tattoo of “welcome aboard” on his genitalia. I figured crazy uncle Joe talking about weenie tattoos would be right up his alley.
And Howard Dean screamed just once and it doomed his campaign. This guy is a gaffe a minute.
When the media idiots start with the trump mentally unstable bullsh## just think of joe
It’ll be some member of the victim class.
Several gotcha phrases in the Declaration of Independence for any of the Democrats:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Trump thinks Kansas City is in Kansas like I do, and theyre talking about it for weeks...
Makes no difference. Biden is a blithering idiot moron but he’s a liberal and a dem so they will all rush to vote for this bstrd and trip over themselves to get there.
Vive Biden! (The old bstrd.)
Biden is running for ..you know..the thing..he wants to be ..you know..the thing.
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