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SATIRE After Taking Brutal Beating In Debate, Bloomberg Rushed To Tiny Hospital In Tiny Ambulance
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 20th, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/21/2020 10:31:38 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner
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It's a good day for funny news.
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:33:01 AM PST
by
kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Oh This is Evil...
But funny
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:34:42 AM PST
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Regulator
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Bloomie did well in the debate, he just came up a little short, that’s all.
To: Forgiven_Sinner
fortunately his hospital bill was also very small- poor guy
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:36:14 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: Forgiven_Sinner
And the bandage on his butt was the result of a treadmill malfunction.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:37:29 AM PST
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Regulator
I didn’t think it was that funny. Maybe if the ambulance had been the DNC Clown Car it might have been a little funnier.
To: Billthedrill
I see what you did there.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:41:40 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
They’re making a movie of the debate. It’s called Get Shorty.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:45:27 AM PST
by
Ken H
(Best SOTU ever!)
To: Billthedrill
> Bloomie did well in the debate, he just came up a little short, that’s all. <
I agree. He just made a few tiny mistakes. I for one refuse to look down at him.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:46:45 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Some nice “Zoolander” in there.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:55:00 AM PST
by
Stosh
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Was he treated by a tiny physician?
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:01:26 AM PST
by
353FMG
( In Trump we trust.)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:03:27 AM PST
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:20:31 AM PST
by
seawolf101
(Member LES DEPLORABLES)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Bloomberg’s campaign song is Randy Newman’s “Short People”.
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:25:03 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Did they use the short operating table?
Candidates standing on boxes is not an uncommon practice. In many debates involving candidates with large differences in height, shorter candidates are supplied boxes to stand on to make the candidates appear closer to the same height.
Julian Castro is standing on a box in an attempt to make him look taller on the #DemocraticDebate stage pic.twitter.com/ZhTWUwncnB
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) September 13, 2019
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:27:53 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: Forgiven_Sinner
I heard they gave him two baby asprin and sent him home.
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:28:35 AM PST
by
Leep
(Everyday is Trump Day!)
To: Leep
I heard he started crying when they tried to inject him with antibiotics, but the doctor distracted him with some funny faces, and he got over it pretty quickly once they gave him a lollipop.
To: Leep
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posted on
02/21/2020 11:45:00 AM PST
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: seawolf101
That would look like a Cello next to Bloomberg....
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posted on
02/21/2020 12:02:40 PM PST
by
100American
(Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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