"A triumphant Mr.Trump emerges from the biggest test of his presidency emboldened, ready to claim exoneration, and take his case of grievance, persecution and resentment to the campaign trail.” Peter Baker @nytimes The Greatest Witch Hunt In American History!" — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 15, 2020
I don't believe anyone without (scorched) flesh in the game would write with such bitterness.
I think the blunt version of Baker's lament would be, "Curse you! Just give up and die already!"
An honest version could be, "Despite our sustained Satanic efforts, President Trump is thriving amid years of physical, psychological, emotional, spiritual and political attack . What's his secret?"
Or maybe, "He beat us again. And, would you believe it, he's acting like he's president or something?! He actually expects us to behave as if his exoneration matters. I'M SO SICK OF LOSING! He's exposed us to the world as Corrupt Incompetent Asterisks! Everything we've tried has FAILED! My fellow Asterisks, IT'S GO TIME!!! At my mark, let's all dismiss his calls for justice as petty "grievance", "persecution", and "resentment!" TAKE THAT! AND THAT!<insert video-game POW and WHAM noises here>
Yeah, what a bunch of asterisks.