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Gaius: [at Palace] Six again.
Augustus: Ahhh.
Gaius: One, two, three, four, five, six.
Augustus: Hmmm. Now what will you do?
Gaius: I'll put two legions in the port and stop the corn supply.
Augustus: Not bad. Rome can't live without corn but you've got your back to the sea and that's not good. Still, that's your decision. Lucius, your turn.
Lucius: Six!
Augustus: Oh, these dice have got nothing but sixes.
Lucius: One, two, three, four, five, six. Belgica. Belgic's mine.
Augustus: Ahhh. Go on throw again.
Lucius: Two... One, two. I'll take Britain.
Augustus: You can't, you've only got three legions left.
Lucius: Hmmm. Julius did it.
Augustus: He didn't stay long though, did he...
Slave: [knocking]
Augustus: Oh yes, what is it?
Slave: Caesar, your stepson, the noble Drussus Nero begs to take his leave of you.
Augustus: Oh, yes, yes. You can come with me.
Lucius: Can't we finish the game first?
Augustus: Later. We have a duty to perform and duty comes before pleasure. Now, come and say goodbye to the man who commands all our armies in Germany. Now, come one, come on, come on. And no sulks, that's not the Roman way.
Augustus: So, you're leaving us.
Drusus: Yes, Caesar.
Augustus: And glad to go, I daresay.
Drusus: I go where I'm sent Caesar, but if you ask me, yes I am glad to go.
Augustus: Haha. I don't blame you. When I was your age, I wanted to be with the army too. Look, I brought Gaius and Lucius to say goodbye. We've been playing Empire. I've already lost Egypt and Syria.
Lucius: May I ask Drusus a question?
Augustus: Yes, go ahead.
Lucius: How many legions would you need to invade Britain?
Drusus: Ah. Hmmm. Four. Yes, and a great deal of auxiliary cavalry as well.
Lucius: Couldn't you do it with three? They're very uncivilized.
Drusus: It's not worth the risk. You see, on a fresh venture, you must hit hard and quickly. And if you have to send for reinforcements, it just gives the enemy breathing space.
Gauis: I'll do it one day.
Drusus: Well, I doubt it's worth it. There's nothing of value there and the people make very poor slaves.
Augustus: Now say goodbye and wait for me upstairs.
Gauis: Goodbye then.
Lucius: Goodbye.
Drusus: Goodbye... You should read Julius' commentaries on his campaign in Britain.
Gauis: I've already read it. Twice.
Lucius: So have I. Goodbye.
Augustus: And don't move the tokens while I'm gone. I know where they are... They're good boys. We'll have need of them one day...

35 posted on 02/10/2020 12:23:08 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Et tu, SC?

‘Face

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36 posted on 02/10/2020 12:37:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (When I was young, I was scared of the dark.Now when I see my electric bill, I'm scared of the light.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Apparently I suffer from an appallingly poor education and have not seen that dialog before. Could you take pity on a poor soul and provide a reference or source.


38 posted on 02/10/2020 1:56:37 PM PST by AndyJackson
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