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To: SunkenCiv

Watch out for falling objects.

Twice in my life I’ve had birds crap on me. One time I was holding a bag of open Frtios and it dropped squarely in the bag.


41 posted on 02/09/2020 3:34:30 PM PST by be-baw
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To: be-baw
Twice in my life I’ve had birds crap on me.

Same here, but the best one I saw when I was in boot camp. A bunch of us were BS-ing and one guy was emphasizing his point by threw his index finger out. A bird crap landed right on it. It took us about 20 minutes to stop laughing.

I also saw when James Schmitz had a pigeon egg fall on his head on the way out of school when we were in sixth grade.

45 posted on 02/09/2020 3:46:19 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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To: be-baw

I think they do that on purpose, that’s why they all sit so close on the powerline later, sharing a laugh about what each has been doing. ;^)


58 posted on 02/09/2020 6:22:45 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: be-baw
LoL!!! I've been around here since 98. That's one post I'll always remember! Thanks! 👍
68 posted on 03/09/2020 8:09:00 PM PDT by TruthFactor (Hang em', Hang em' High.)
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