>Twinkies should be banned as they have no nutritive value.
Twinkies ! Haven’t had one in years, (diabetic, and they’re hard to find) but there was a segment on some show about Cleveland (Bourdain perhaps) where they went to one of the largest used book stores on the North Coast. It was located in the home of the old Twinkie factory and when they closed down they left all the piping in place. Some twenty or thirty years later they cracked open a valve and out flowed Twinkie juice. Apparently it was just as good as the day it was made.
They would probably make a real good survival food.
Hostess who made Twinkies went bankrupt but reorganized and they sort of live on in a reduced capacity IIRC.