Rats I don’t have my list or a keyboard.
I want to apologize to the world for my behavior last night.
In the heat of the SOTU last night, I wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Panama City, Florida. (Nod to Ralphie)
The poo-flinging demon-infested democrat flying monkeys get harder to watch every single day.
I throw myself on the mercy of the thread.
I need to see some fiends pay!