When slingshots are outlawed....
To: Impala64ssa
Way to highlight the absurdity of the current state of our country.
2 posted on
01/22/2020 7:51:07 PM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Impala64ssa
Omarites offer condolences to Goliath’s family. Accuses Trump of disproportionate response. DemonicRATS say there was no evidence Philistines were planning imminent attack.
3 posted on
01/22/2020 7:53:34 PM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Impala64ssa
Schumerites suggest King Saul’s reckless provocation could increase tensions in the region leading to future discord.
4 posted on
01/22/2020 7:56:30 PM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Impala64ssa
All good and well. As for me, satire concerning the Bible is inappropriate. God will not be mocked, however you see it.....
5 posted on
01/22/2020 7:56:54 PM PST by
Fungi
To: Impala64ssa
But think of the children!!!
To: Impala64ssa
Well, he was just minding his own business and threatening Jews, right? Kinda like New York.
7 posted on
01/22/2020 8:08:32 PM PST by
Bullish
(Covfefe Happens)
To: Impala64ssa
Why, David wasn’t even a military soldier, yet they let him use a fully automatic assault sling?
8 posted on
01/22/2020 8:09:38 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Impala64ssa
To: Impala64ssa
There must be at least one Catholic on the staff of the Babylon Bee. This is one of the Scripture readings that were read at Daily Mass today.
11 posted on
01/22/2020 8:31:43 PM PST by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: Impala64ssa
I prefer the double barrel slingshots myself....
To: Impala64ssa
As usual, The Babylon Bee since liberal ‘thinking’...
13 posted on
01/22/2020 8:57:49 PM PST by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: Impala64ssa
We need sensible sling laws- ban these weapons of war-
14 posted on
01/22/2020 8:59:42 PM PST by
Bob434
To: Impala64ssa
IIRC, wrist braced slingshots are illegal in NYS.
18 posted on
01/23/2020 12:18:55 PM PST by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
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