If you need a few laughs, read the comments here:
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1224502328356757506
Your eleven year old said that???
My five year old said "The corona virus is a real existential threat to humanity, but in my kindergarten class we are being taught to put condoms on cucumbers, Dad".— Jay Knight (@FutureSpecOps) February 4, 2020