Apparently if I get to 66.6k followers a demon is automatically summoned.
I don't get what's so great about it though. I see Hillary down here all the time.— Qasem Soleimani, Obvious Parody (@Qasam_Soleimani) January 22, 2020
Stop idolizing my wife. She's just like everybody else. https://t.co/DTzQpXm4vu— Qasem Soleimani, Obvious Parody (@Qasam_Soleimani) January 21, 2020
Needless to say, this was the first time I didn't need extra legroom. https://t.co/zs5PHzTyhM— Qasem Soleimani, Obvious Parody (@Qasam_Soleimani) January 18, 2020