Have you seen this?
Kansas man requests ‘trial by combat’ with swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife
http://www.kake.com/story/41562982/kansas-man-requests-trial-by-combat-with-swords-to-settle-custody-battle-with-ex-wife
LOL I LOVE medieval stuff, but this is a bridge too far! Methinks the lad would benefit from some counseling!