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To: mairdie
Please forgive me if I've posted this on the Qanon threads but this calls for a short parrot slide ( way better than a porpoise porn slide)

Parrot...(names changed to protect the guilty)

Mrs. Stylin19 went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot...There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

She thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

She was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Stylin19 came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Stylin!".
1,148 posted on 01/08/2020 10:03:26 PM PST by stylin19a ((2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever))
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To: stylin19a

Hilarious! You are still alive! Kudos!


1,166 posted on 01/08/2020 10:51:05 PM PST by defconw (WWG1WGA! MAGA Epstein did not kill himself!)
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