Critics Upset 'Little Women' Is Too White

Townhall ^ | December 27, 2019 | Cortney O'Brien

[henbane]

Rumour claims that Obedos has a big problem with Melville’s “Moby Dick.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Its a movie full of white characters from the same family.

Its racist to change the characters to pander to modern day race baiters.

They can feel free to fund and produce whatever visual trainwreck disaster they want to.

[Rastus]

The director is a woke feminist who is promising her upcoming Barbie movie will be feminist and fierce, so sit back and enjoy her taking slings from her allies.

[Secret Agent Man]

The NFL is too black.

The BET channel is too black.

Every single black awards show is too black.

Historically black colleges and universities are too black.

[Secret Agent Man]

Black churches are too black.

[windsorknot]

Go to your safe spaces, Snowflakes, and leave the rest of us alone.

[A_perfect_lady]

Well, I just watched the trailer, and Jo spends a great deal of time ranting about how women have minds and souls and talent and are not just made for love, and she is so sick of people acting like love is all a woman is good for and... it has been a good 10 years since the last time I read Little Women, but I don't remember ANY of that.

I remember her not being fond of the social niceties, and being a tomboy, but that's about as far as it went. I think this is just another Feminist Rant in Period Clothes.

[rfreedom4u]

And historical black colleges are too black!

[dfwgator]

[unlearner]

Not steam punk enough.

[dead]

Obedos shares a few excerpts from Alcott's original novel to explain that Laurie is actually half Italian...

So should they have cast an Italian instead of a white guy?

[pepsi_junkie]

Thinking is hard for lefties. It’s so much easier when all you need to do is look for colors and get triggered if there is too much of one of them in particular.

[Bommer]

Honestly an all black version would have to be called “Lil’ B!tches” where some of the women would be baby mommas, all talking to each other on cell phones, saying “oh no he did-ent!” Wait till you see my all white version of Roots, with the Irish being rounded up by evil black whiskey distributors, all promising booze, potatoes and railroad jobs! With Kunta O’Kintee! And to keep it honest, I will plagiarize from Alex Haley!

[Jack Hammer]

Hay, come on; two of the ‘sisters’ should be Black, one Asian.

They should sit down every night to a dinner of tacos and hominy, with kimchi on he side.

[Yardstick]

With Kunta O’Kintee!

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*chuckle*

[Borges]

It’s a wonderful film.

[mewzilla]

Why weren’t trannies hired for the roles?!

[Reily]

I want to see a remake of Shaka Zulu with an all Asian cast!

[dfwgator]

And historical black colleges are too black!

Hey now, Grambling once had a white woman quarterback!

[Rebelbase]

Or the movie Zulu with the races reversed. A contingent of black British troops defend Roarke’s Drift against thousands of spear throwing Boers.