I’m sorry I’m a little late. I would have been here sooner but I had to finish my prison sentence, rest over a period of depression, question a mark, exclaim joy over some incredible news about my cousin Comma and his wife Hyphen, climb Ampersand Mountain, hike over the Apostrophy Pass, take a train through Parenthesis Valley, then took a taxi to Tilde and walked the rest of the way here. I promise to be more punctual in the future.
And they removed half your colon and left you with a semicolon.