KFC is selling a chicken-scented fire log to warm your drumsticks this holiday season

CNN ^ | 12/06/2019 | Elizabeth Wolfe and Brian Ries,

[Texas Eagle]

This is going to be the best Christmas ever!

[faithhopecharity]

we’re waiting for our Marijuana-smoke Christmas log now...

[BunnySlippers]

I got their Suntan lotion that smells like Chicken!

[Texas Eagle]

Yikes! 20 bucks for one log? Still worth it.

[BunnySlippers]

... and a women’s heart throb novel starring the Colonel.

[smvoice]

For $20 you could get a bucket of KFC. WITH mashed potatoes, coleslaw and biscuits. Oh, and gravy. Who needs a log??!? 😊

[ImNotLying]

And CNN is getting a 10% cut to try to keep their heads above water.

[BenLurkin]

No way.....

[AzNASCARfan]

That is some pretty slick marketing... Get people to pay you $19 to advertise for you and drive people to their stores...
People all over will suddenly develop the urge to go get some KFC when they get the smell of it walking outside.
For the record, I have only been to KFC twice since finding out about Popeye’s Chicken about 8 years ago.

[steve86]

Who in the hell wants chicken-scented? I could see herb-scented.

[Bob434]

Dang, was hoping for a lutefisk scented log

[BunnySlippers]

Here is a review:
https://www.adweek.com/agencies/kfc-wrote-a-romance-novel-for-mothers-day-and-its-uncomfortably-good/

Just Googling Colonel sanders Romance novel brings up a lot. it may be published online as well.

The company [for better or worse] has a sense of humor. They also sell “wrist bouquets” for give to your date. Nessled among the flowers is a just fried piece of chicken. Young men used to give such bouquets to their prom dates!

[mewzilla]

They're sold out already. 😢

[WKUHilltopper]

Interesting...because their chicken tastes like a log.

[BenLurkin]

Oh my.

[Sacajaweau]

Chicken in your fireplace....or Prime Rib on your plate??

[moovova]

The fast food row near our house has a KFC and a Pizza Hut sharing a parking lot. I’ll drive to the Hut to pickup a pre-ordered pizza, get out of the car and catch a whiff of KFC....and find it difficult not to go in KFC. The warm, greasy, 11 herbs & spices smell is just delicious. I don’t care if the staff is brain-dead or they’re out of chicken half the time....I love KFC.

[A_perfect_lady]

Great way to get a chimney full of dead raccoons.

[Carriage Hill]

I’d rather have one that smells like bacon.