LOL!! That sounds like an Amazon description! And, like some of the instructions that come with Made in China products.
I also like reading Amazon reviews for obscure items.
I once saw a review for the gumbo mix I like to use. It was ridiculously overpriced (being on Amazon marketplace).
Some sweet lady wrote....What? Why, I can get this mix at Piggly Wiggly’s, for 98¢, why you charging $12.98???
I got the biggest kick out of that. She told them!
“I also like reading Amazon reviews for obscure items.“
i was reading some reviews of dental floss. i really wonder about some of the people, they said the floss changed their lives.