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To: Jane Long

“Riding w/hubs to check on cows. He thought it would be a good distraction.”

That sounds wonderful! How many acres and cows do you have?

My neighbor has about 65 acres and 40 plus or minus cows depending on the time of year. I love walking the fence line between his land and ours and hearing mooing.


2,761 posted on 12/09/2019 12:43:55 PM PST by CottonBall (This space for rent)
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To: CottonBall

About 115 ac and a about 40ish head. +/-

Depending on time of year, like your neighbor.


2,769 posted on 12/09/2019 12:51:27 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: CottonBall
speaking of checking on cows

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher.
He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The rancher said, “okay, but don’t go into that field over there…”, as he pointed out the location.

The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
“See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want… On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!”

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores.
Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull……

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs……

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”

2,791 posted on 12/09/2019 1:28:36 PM PST by stylin19a ((2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever))
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