IG INVESTIGATOR: "Is that documentation of political bias or criminal wrongdoing you are shredding?"
FBI AGENT: "Nope - just a few thousand old Starbucks receipts."
IG INVESTIGATOR: "Do you now have or have you had in the past, political bias against Donald Trump?"
FBI AGENT: "Nope."
IG INVESTIGATOR: "Do you feel you ever had improper motivation for your past actions with regard to Donald Trump?"
FBI AGENT: "Nope."
IG INVESTIGATOR: "Okay - you're cleared, keep up the good work and have a nice day."
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