[Rapscallion]

Don't tell the officer you are a Constitutional Patriot and that you know your rights.

Don't ask for a break when you have a joint tucked behind your ear while he is writing you a citation for speeding.

Never ever have a minor accident involving his cruiser.

[dfwgator]

Never ride with a mad woman.

“HE GOT WEEEED! HE GOT WEEEED!”