Aw, c'mon! Let's not heap all those sins on the poor ...girl? s/he? it? Isn't it bad enough that she has to share the same name and possibly address as the Gollum of California??
It's Sunday. I urge you to clasp your hands, gaze soulfully up at the sky and say "Thank God, I'm not her!!" ;)
The Gollum family lives full time in a Maryland suburb of the swamp.