It’s a honey trap! He’s baiting them into breaking into his office to get at his safe but the files are not really there they’re somewhere else (he did say he was sarcastic) and he’s got cameras and monitors so he can catch-em-in-the-act.
Nevertheless, still a pretty big boom. Better put some ice on that.
that was my thought, too - I’d love to see the derps going to get it or at least talking about it on a party line lol. We’re going to need more popcorn!