She a fake intellect. You a fake Emo.
No two columnists are so obviously enamored of their own sentence structures and by a second error, this one of association, selves, and yet manage to say so little of value in so many paragraphs, like overly trained artists who should be allowed to teach intermediate paint mixing, but never painting itself.
Or more simply, like vast warehouses stacked with technically squared large boxes filled with variously colored packing bubbles injected with cheaply perfumed air.
I wrote my comment (88) way after yours, and read yours only after I posted. You are entirely correct about the George Will comparison.