On the twelth day of Christmas
my Qanon gave to me
twelve military tribunals
eleven SEALS sniping
ten bidens creeping
nine Baker girls
eight Kun a running
seven dwarfs a-sleeping
six Muellers failing
five eyes surveilling/5 Golden Qs
four 8chan nerdlings
three Pepes memeing
two Swallwells farting
and Epstein not hanging in a tree
I love this.
Great job.
Qgroup effort
I suggest for the last line:
... and Epstein not killing himself.
Fits better with the meter of the original tune.