Good story telling, bagster! A fun one, especially hearing the positive reaction to your hat by CA Mexicans! Who knew? Jolt.
Every time you get disappeared, its a non-spoken concern for your peepers going on, around here. (Until, of course, your handler with the intimate knowledge of your life pops in to announce, with his inimitable insider charm, implications adverse to you and your FR Criminal File.)
BAGSTER ENVY is rank. We need bumper stickers!
Anyway, this is your First report that the peepers are showing improvement.
Congratulations, love! WHOO HOO! Welcome home.
GOOD NEWS, Bagster! Keep the After Action Reports From Behind Enemy Lines coming!