We will hunt you down if you shoplift.
Well, we know this wont happen in lefty CA. The cops here might even give the shoplifter an Amazon gift card and a house, with a full pardon by our leftard gvernor.
FWIW, he is in jail serving a 100 year sentence for attempted manslaughter, amongst other charges. But sure, if you want to buy into the left wing comPost narrative that he was a poor shoplifter, go for it.