Hey, I was trying to leave you one!
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WAITRESS: Yeah, can I take your order?
GEORGE: (Gesturing to Jerry) Check the raiser.
JERRY: My bet? All right.. I’ll open with a tuna sandwich.
ELAINE: Tuna?
JERRY: Oh, the dolphin thing?
ELAINE: They’re dying in the nets.
JERRY: Ooohhh.. You know, the whole concept of lunch is based on tuna.
ELAINE: Jerry, can’t you incorporate one unselfish act in your daily routine?
JERRY: Hey, when I’m driving, I let people in ahead of me all the time. I’m always waving everybody in. “Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.” ..Alright.. alright. I’ll have a chicken salad.
ELAINE: And I’m going to have an English muffin with margarine on the side and a cup of coffee.
WAITRESS: Okay. (To George) What about you?
GEORGE: I’ll have the tuna.
[Hey, I was trying to leave you one!]
Well, then. Good work! Soldier on!
I’m gonna have a sandwich untoasted! (or maybe grilled)
Woohoo!
(actually had one - FROM A GAS STATION - the girl there always takes care of me - BLT with leaf lettuce and some turkey - grilled - with CHEESE! - woohoo! - I got the tomato on the side - the dog likes it for a snack - he got some today)
It was on toasted sourdough - oh yeah, it was yummy.
To make Bloomberg sad, I got the 44 oz Mountain Dew Code Red with cubed ice. You can never have too much ice. /Newman