And now the obligatory leak out of the top secret kangaroo court that only the select few are allowed to attend. This one is claimed to be someone taking a photograph of Taylor's opening statement. Imagine that! How did that happen? GARSH what a surprise. It must contain defamatory information in order to continue the plot of the coup.
WAIT! WAIT! THIS JUST IN! "Someone" took a photograph of every page of Taylor's opening statement! *eyeroll*