Posted on 10/16/2019 6:29:37 PM PDT by ransomnote
Cummings soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says Cummings.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says Elijah.
“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before Cummings realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven...
So, 24 hours passed with Cummings joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
The Cummings reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
“I don’t understand,” stammers Cummings. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”
The devil smiles at him and says,
“Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.”
Now Watergate does not bother me.
Tell me does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth.
~Lynyrd Skynyrd
https://twitter.com/mfirebrand1/status/1184981169022160898
jump to 12:00 and see Alex Jones in the tank
The vermin are hoping. Curse them.
It’s long been believed that Webb is m
From what I read, Nixon didn’t even know about the break in until later, then erased some tape and lied.
Nowadays that’s just a mid morning break for politicians.
His purpose? Disinfo? Misinfo? “Look over here?” Real stuff? What motive, or goal?
Great.
https://twitter.com/almostjingo/status/1184968168210485248
stuff about Crowdstrike I don’t understand..corporate, world-wide..
https://twitter.com/diazbriseno/status/1185032042041479168
@diazbriseno
•Chapo’s son was LET GO after being captured by the Mexican Army. MX Govt sources tell @Reforma that this was done to protect citizens after today’s gun battles in Culiacán
•Astonishing at so many levels. Huge impact for policy but even more for Mexico’s psyche
Basically it means all those countries were paying Crowdstrike to do exactly the same kinda illegal devious deeds like the did for DS head honchos.
Instead of “fixers” (which they probably are in part) they are the ones causing the destruction that we are now trying to clean up. They aren’t alone but they are global.
Wow score for the cartels. Wonder how that is gonna go for el presidente
(here’s some BS...)
https://twitter.com/AyannaPressley/status/1184951656108171274
@AyannaPressley
As I was paying my respects to our forever Chairman, his staff told me that in his final hours he signed subpoenas to USCIS and ICE, pursuing justice for immigrants in my district & across the country with chronic medical conditions. A man of his word every moment of his life.
Liddy also claimed that the wife of John Dean was the leader of the pross ring.
Holy crap I never knew that.
You can read all about it here, well documented. It was a CIA hoax. Check out all of the tabs at the top.
Yes, everyone seems to agree, Nixon didn’t know about the break-in. However, he made a lot of mistakes after the break-in came to light.
I bet LBJ had Nixon beat, but of course LBJ was friends with J. Edger Hoover, so the FBI was going to cover his rear.
https://twitter.com/Avery1776/status/1184989923826266112
Now let us see how long it will take ANYONE to report 8 staffers went, three followed after Sep 12 - 15/19 and Nader sent a bunch of staffers to Russia + one of the REPUBLICANS who sent a staffer worked for the FBI at NABU in Ukraine
https://www.watergate.com/colodny-collection/texas-a-m-university
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