“I won’t have internet. That pisses me off.”
Just go to Starbucks!! Sorry, sorry, teasing!!
Years ago, I took a long term art class with the wife of a famous San Diegan. Like famous rich famous. And I had a new born and I didn’t really want him exposed to the paint. It was porcelain painting. Very fun, I really liked it. Well, this rich famous rich person’s wife offered me the use of her nanny for, seriously, a couple of years. And her husband stopped by the class once, after a run, covered in disgusting dripping sweat that made me gag, and he snobbily said to me.. “Where’s your nanny?” And without missing a beat I said.. “Oh I sent her to Europe.” And then I said, “And you wonder why Marie Antoinette lost her head.” So, my comment about Starbucks was a nod to the rich famous, drippy icky sweaty guy lol.
Petey