[ichabod1]

I think a good word for them would be deathtraps.

[LonePalm]

You'd be safer in the backseat of a Kamikaze bomber.

WWG1WGA

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(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)