[Dr. Zzyzx]

My buddy is headed out there with his alien costume 2 five-gallon cans of gasoline (to sell to people who don’t know there’s NO fuel out there to be had) and his Traeger smoker to pass the time.

[smvoice]

He’s gonna charge $25 a gallon for it, right

[ETCM]

My buddy is headed out there with his alien costume 2 five-gallon cans of gasoline (to sell to people who don’t know there’s NO fuel out there to be had) and his Traeger smoker to pass the time.

Your buddy is probably wasting his time. The people who went out there thinking they could make money off of the kooks will outnumber the kooks. Besides, the real aliens are out at the end of Zzyzx Road. Don't eat the alien jerky!