Don’t forget about the anal leakage.
10% less!
I met the guy who did the voiceover for the commercial way back for Olestra-the magic fake-fat for potato chips and the like, in which he had to do the disclaimer at the end that said “possible side effects include... gas with oily discharge.” He couldn’t believe he was doing this line. Probably the grossest thing out there (if oh-so-briefly), until this Frankenburger crap. My healthy-food friends, including my wife, will go nowhere near anything so tortuously hyper-processed as this stuff is. Let your veggies be veggies. Let your meat be meat. Eat whatever the hell you want, but keep it real, ya Bozos!