My Uncle’s girlfriend decided one time to get a mini goat. Thought it would be great fun.
Once it grew up they had to get rid of it. It seems if it was lose and someone showed up it had a habit of jumping up on the hood of the vehicles and chewing on the windshield wiper blades.
We raised a few Alpines back 10 years or so ago. Never ate them, but breed them to sell the kids. The wife also made cheese from their Milk.
That’s my impression of having goats. Like monkeys, but better natured. Just full of the devil. On the other hand they’re good for getting rid of the garbage and keeping the lawn mowed.